Uselessly Useful Skills

…to impress pretty much nobody.

• Raising eyebrows independently
• Drinking while walking
• Ambidexterity for eating, personal hygiene, and dressing
• Whistling (loudly)
• Hands-free bicycle riding
• Drying eyeglass lenses with water
• Opening a beer bottle with anything
• Inserting USB-A on the first try
• Recognizing languages you don't know